1. 100% proven zodiac analyses

    1. aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
    2. taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
    3. gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
    4. cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
    5. leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
    6. virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
    7. libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
    8. scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
    9. sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
    10. capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
    11. aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
    12. pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
    Tagged #YUP #taurus
     
  2. pembrokewkorgi:

    spcsnaptags:

    wolvensnothere:

    kurtiswiebe:

    This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

    Yup.

    So this.

    I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

    Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

    One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

    There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

    I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

    There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

    And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

    It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

    This perfectly sums up why I don’t like Family Guy.

    (Source: fyspringfield.com, via gummishiptardis)

     
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  4. i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

    (Source: oikwa, via yatomochi)

     

  5. grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    (via perpetualvelocity)

     
  6. lilaira:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    AAAAAAAAAAA GIMME

    (via perpetualvelocity)

     
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  8. kinetic-squirrel:

    I am alarmed at the contents of whatever is below me

    (via perpetualvelocity)

     
  9. naturepunk:

    deducecanoe:

    funnyordie:

    via Official Redskins Name Change

    I just reblog this every time I see it.

    100% support. 

    (via teenytigress)

     

  10. why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

    ventusrex:

    bodypartss:

    elfpen:

    I mean

    look at these things

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    they’re like tiny

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    fluffy

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    dragons

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    but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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    in caves

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    and leaves

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    and they have funny ears and noses

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    I mean really

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    bats are amazing

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    This post is so important to me

    sky puppies

    (via teenytigress)

    Tagged #bats
     
  11. mugiiwaras:

    WHY HAVENT I SEEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS VINE?

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  14. crisontumblr:

    infamymonster:

    fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers:

    Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky

    ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE  FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD

    What a cutie, and the makeup is amazing, too!

    (via hiddensidekick)

    Tagged #cute #make up
     
  15. ask-devnul:

    u0o:

    abathingegg:

    cowboybop-it:

    Hayao Miyazaki makes ramen at Studio Ghibli

    This is truly beautiful.

    my jaw dropped

    This makes me happy on the inside. 

    (via hiddles-kun)